More Silliness

We Interrupt this Blog for a Note to my Matrix Energetics friends:

A lot of people reading this blog are friends from Matrix Energetics practice groups. These people are very serious and would not appreciate all the fun stuff in this blog*. So I decided to put in something serious for my Matrix friends. If you don't know what Matrix Energetics is, or if you have an aversion to shamanic healing or energy healing, then feel free to skip to the next section. Or you could simply picture a big circus bear with a Shriner's hat driving a tiny car around in circles while you read this part.

A number of people have been coming down with a cold that has an unusual dry hacking cough. This cough has a worrisome energy and I wonder if it might be related to something toxic in the environment like chem trails. (Unfortunately there were chem trails spread across the western sky on my second day here.) Luckily this cough and cold can be easily treated with frequencies. Here's how it works.

Every virus and bacteria has a specific frequency that turns it on and one that turns it off. Rife discovered this decades ago when he built the Rife machine to successfully treat a number of different diseases with different frequencies. In ME we're used to working with the 21 frequencies. But we can work with other frequencies too. So to treat the above cold you can simply realize that the appropriate frequencies to turn off the cold are known in the divine matrix, and you can call in these frequencies for the person as you are treating.

I think of them as inverted frequencies, since they are the opposite of the frequencies that turned the cold on in the first place. So I simply call in the appropriate inverted frequencies to turn the cold off. This has been helpful for at least two people I worked with and it also, together with disinfectant drops, helped cure me of diarrhea within hours, two days after I saw the chem trails.

Hope this helps if your friends or family show these symptoms. Now back to the regularly scheduled blog.

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*Actually I'm just messing with you. Matrix people are some of the most fun and interesting people you could meet.




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OK, I know you've been checking my blog eagerly to see if I've put something new up, so today's your lucky day. And for those of you who read my posts over and over again because they're so interesting, I keep periodically adding new pictures to the old posts and fixing the factual errors, such as the spelling of "leche". Have fun.

Today I don't feel much like writing the usual blog so I'll do what teachers do when they don't feel like teaching: give a quiz.


Web Quiz #1

1. What is the similarity between each of the following:
a) a mountain goat and a sidewalk
b) a bus and a Catholic cross
Answers:

a) The Mexican word for sidewalk is a variation of the words "mountain goat path". This is because Mexican sidewalks are modeled after the narrow paths on the edges of cliffs that mountain goats use, as if they were added as an afterthought after cars were invented. You'll notice this in the picture at the side. You'll also notice that the picture shows a very steep hill. I climb this hill to get home every day and by the time I get to my door I'm huffing and puffing so much that, well, you can picture the rest. Jim said this is because of the thin mountain air and I thought he was simply being generous to this out-of-shape newcomer until I boiled a pot of green beans and found that they took four times longer to cook than usual. It's as if the water was boiling at a lower temperature than at sea level. Maybe this is why the beans took so long to cook. Isn't science wonderful? Let's all make a graph now.


b) Today when I got on the bus the only seat available was one at the back beside a slightly younger Mexican woman. She made the sign of the Catholic cross on herself when I sat down beside her. I was a little upset by this for a minute, thinking she was doing this to protect herself from me. Then I realized that if she did want to protect herself from me she would be holding her fingers in my face in the shape of a cross, like they do in the movies to ward off Dracula. I also remembered that I was wearing my good shirt (it being laundry day and all) so I decided that it must have been that she was thanking God for letting such a beautiful man sit beside her. I also noticed that she crossed herself a second time. This may have been to ward off temptation.

Another connection between these two words is that almost every bus here has a Catholic cross at the front. Even the hip hop bus had one.

One side point: I'm starting to understand the bus system a little better now. For example, this afternoon I was waiting at the bus stop and when the bus pulled up the driver smiled and motioned for me to get on. I now realize that this is the signal to jump on the moving bus Indiana Jones style. All my practice walking up the hill must be paying off because I was able to do this with no problem. Maybe this also is why the woman in the back of the bus was so impressed.


2. Which two of these sounds are you least likely to hear in a small Mexican town:
• blaring radio with schmaltzy Mexican music
• SUV thundering down the road
• fireworks at 5am
• church bells
• crowing roosters
• screaming babies
• muscle car roaring by blasting thumping boy band music
• shouting, angry motorists

Answer: You'd be unlikely to hear screaming babies and shouting angry motorists. Even though it can get loud, there is still a low stress level in the midst of the cacophony. (Bet you thought I was going to put crowing chickens in the list, huh?)


3. When do you get more sun: during a week in Mexico or during three months in Vancouver?

Answer: Trick question. You never get sun in Vancouver.

(Cheap joke, I know, but it gives me an excuse to put up a sunset picture I took from my balcony the other day:)



4. On what day do you put out your garbage in Mexico.
a) Monday
b) Friday
c) You don't put out your garbage, you burn it.
d) You set your alarm for 7am and take your garbage to a designated corner where you hand it to a friendly man who is waiting for all the neighbourhood garbage and who throws it in a pile on the sidewalk which will be momentarily picked up by a truck.

Answer: If you remember the answer to 1a) about the narrow sidewalks and roads, you'll know that the answer, of course, is d).



Be sure to keep studying these blogs so you're ready for the next quiz!